I wasn't satisfied with last nights Satisfaction.

THE ANSWER TO THURSDAY'S TRIVIA QUESTION: Joel McHale stars in Community and hosts Talk Soup

FIRST FIVES:  Mike O'Dea, Ed Ziskind, Stephanie Baxter, Bill McLaughlin & Lillian Doremus

HONORABLE MENTION: Priscilla Paez
Bonus Question: Piper, Sofia, Suzanne/Crazy Eyes, Red, Nicky & Larry

THE NUMBERS 

Wednesday's Broadcast Top 5

America's Got Talent-NBC 2.3/10.1

Big Brother-CBS 2.3/6.5

Extant-CBS 1.1/6.4

Taxi Brooklyn-NBC 1.1/5.6

So You Think You Can Dance-FOX 1.1/3.7

Wednesday's Cable Top 5
Teen Mom-MTV 1.3/2.1
Big Bang Theory-TBS 1.2/2.6
American Dad-Adult Swim 1.1/2.3
Suits-USA .9/2.7
Cleveland Show-Adult Swim .7/1.5

Wednesday's Top 5 Nielsen Twitter Ratings
Big Brother-CBS 91,000 Tweets
Bring It-Lifetime 73,000 Tweets
America's Got Talent-NBC 42,000 Tweets
So You Think You Can Dance-FOX 38,000 Tweets
Nick Cannon: Wild and Out-MTV2 29,000 Tweets

Late Night Ratings for the week of 7/14/14-7/20/14

Fallon 1.0/3.5

Kimmel .5/2.1
The Daily Show .5/1.5

Meyers .4/1.4
Letterman .4/2.3
Colbert .4/1.2

Nightline .3/1.4
Conan .3/ .8

Ferguson .2/1.2

Carson .2/.7

Early Morning Ratings for the week of 7/14/14-7/20/14
GMA 1.5/1.7

Today Show 1.3/1.5

CBS This AM .7/.8

I watched the pilot of Married prior to its premiere last week. I liked it. I haven't checked out last nights episode yet though. 1.5 million viewers checked out the premiere episode last week. An additional 700K tuned in to the encores so all in all that's 2.2 million viewers week 1. Let's see how many of them all came back for the 2nd episode last night. Thursday nights are tough these days for me, I actually go OUT!  

THE SHOWS

Big Brother

• OMG Les Moonves! You can't POSSIBLY like what Julie wore last night! GET HER SOME NEW CLOTHES! I hate all the cut outs. Who's making these decisions?
• Now you're crying about Caleb, Cody? You're brother will bust your b@lls forever on such poor game play. 
• Brittany…don't you see that Caleb's the WRONG guy to be cozying up to more poor game play
• Caleb with a scarf, Caleb with Derek's glasses, Caleb in a tank top, as much as the Amber thing is on my nerves, he really doess look good in just about anything. 
• I heard about Frankie's grandfather and wasn't sure how they would handle it. Sorry for your loss Frankie. Glad you were able to turn your frown upside down and remember all the amazing things about him. Moment of silence? Classy move BB.
• Hi Julieeeeeee 
• Activity trackers determined the Have Nots…classic idea! The laziest people were: Nicole, Caleb, Christine and Derek
• UBLY…I forgot that's the name of Nicole's town. (Pronounced OObly)
• Nicole's Mom looks just like her doesn't she?
• Hayden tries to "make sex" with Nicole and this week...he made it OFFISH! I think according to the kids, kissing counts as "making sex" 
• Nicole's Mom wants her to marry a Farmer and not a Petty Cab Driver. I guess I'd sort of agree with that line of thinking.
• Brittany looked pretty during her goodbye speech 
• Donny's speech was so patriotic, maybe because he's on America's Team
• JOcasta started off my favorite new trend, the Diary Room dance
• I didn't notice the giant weiner Nicole's been carrying around until last night where has that thing been?
• Did you see Caleb's Monkey?  Come on...had to
• Horrible tattoos on Christine's arms. They looked exceptionally bad in that outfit
• Were Christine and Victoria NOT included in the Diary Room Dance? 
• Buhhhhhh Byeeeee Brittany
• Awkward handshake between Brittany and Julie. 
• Brittany said her feed were in bad shape from the 2400 goals but she still managed to walk out of the house in those crazy blue shoes. 
• Awwww Brit's kids were there to see their Mommy. 
• HOH competition was ridiculous and difficult. I couldn't get any right. 
• Frankie's such a gentleman helping Amber to her feet 
• Who'd they get to record those country ditties? Can you buy them on iTunes? Listen to them on Spotify? 
• How special! Zack and Frankie are the new HOH's? Lots of bruddling (bro cuddling)
• Team America needs to get 2 houseguests to get into a fight at one of the ceremonies. That could be a good one. 

Satisfaction

Episode 2 definitely didn't go in the direction I was hoping for. Maybe that's a good thing. I like unpredictability. It's also a little disconcerting. Neil's trying to figure it all out too. Meditate, day job, and yes, finally, it looks like he'll be dabbling in some "part time" work for Adriana. Grace got a design job, had writers block, got some weed and a vaporizer from her sister, and hit it out of the park. What's up with Grace's accent? She really has a strange way of speaking doesn't she? Grace broke it off with Simon. I sort of think that Simon might be able to sway her to the dark side again, but for now, she's choosing the weed and Neil.  We did get Simon in a towel, and some flashback sexcapades but nothing juicy. Neil tried to screw with Simon, but Simon stole Neil's car and found his phone in the glove box, so he's back in business. Since Simon had Neil's car, Neil took Simon's Porsche with plans on using it for his "part time" job. Biggest problem for Neil and Grace is their daughter, Anika. She caught her Mom smoking weed and caught her Dad lying about the car. She also snapped a pic of Simon. You know she's going to be THE problem. I love Neil and Grace's house but talk about no privacy. Glass everywhere. Hope episode 3 takes things up a notch. I had high hopes for this one. 

THE OTHER STUFF 

-I can't believe Teen Wolf has been on for 4 years already, but it has and was just renewed for a 20 episode 5th season. Anyone think this is bingeworthy? 

-Jerry Seinfeld definitely paid attention when he was working at NBC all those years. One of the best network tricks when they don't have any new programming to run, CLIP SHOW!!! BEST OF!!! A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE!!! Jerry's Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee version of this: Single Shots. A minute and a half of the stuff that didn't make the first cut. This week…Donuts. No way NEAR as good. Just like all the other clip shows I've been suckered in to, but check it out anyway. 
http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/

-Do we need another Candid Camera type show? We have so many iterations on so many different networks, do we need another one with Mayim Bialik? I honestly don't think we do, but who knows? She's an interesting choice for host. I don't see her in that way at all, but I've been wrong before. (Not often, but it has happened)

-Of the 5,471,825 YouTube views for the 50 Shades of Gray Trailer that was released 24 hours ago, 11 are mine. For ANYONE who hasn't seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfZWFDs0LxA I'll be there on Valentines Day to see it. Jamie Dornan wasn't my Christian, but I'm warming up to him. 

Friday's Trivia Question:  Name the actor that stars in CSI AND Bored to Death on HBO 

Have a great weekend!

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