Buh Bye Frankie, Hello Adrian and Buh Bye to Anyone that Crosses Jax Teller on Sons of Anarchy

THE ANSWER TO TUESDAY'S TRIVIA QUESTION: Okay, a bit of controversy. My bad, but I accepted correct answer. Clark/Lex/Lois, Clark/Lex/Lana, Smallville, & Superman. For the record. I was thinking Smallville. 

FIRST FIVES:  Ed Ziskind, Brett Blattman, Justin Jones, Lillian Doremus & Neil Moffatt

HONORABLE MENTION: Karen Hadley 

THE NUMBERS 

Sunday's Cable Top 5

Strain-FX 1.0/2.2
Real Housewives of NJ-Bravo .8/1.8
Family Guy-Adult Swim .8/1.6
Naked & Afraid-Discovery .7/1.8
Boardwalk Empire-HBO .7/1.8

Monday's Broadcast Top 5

Dancing with the Stars-ABC 2.4/13.5
MasterChef-FOX 2.0/5.4
American Ninja Warrior-NBC 1.8/5.1
Under the Dome-CBS 1.6/6.9
Big Bang Theory-CBS 1.3/5.3

Monday's Cable Top 5 
NFL Football-ESPN 5.8/14.8
Love & Hip Hop-VH1 1.5/2.8
WWE Entertainment-USA 1.3/3.6
T.I. and Tiny-VH1 1.1/2.1
The Big Bang Theory-TBS .9/2.0

Monday's Top 5 Nielsen Twitter Ratings 
Dancing with the Stars-ABC 202,000 Tweets
Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood-VH1 540,000 Tweets
WWE Monday Night Raw-USA 145,000 Tweets
Master Chef-FOX 30,000 Tweets
American Ninja Warrior-NB 9,000 Tweets


Rosie O'Donnell and the new View crew premiered with some crazy good numbers. Best premiere episode in 8 years against total viewers and 2nd best of all time. It was up 15% with W18-49 and 20% with W25-54. We all know that you can't base anything on a premiere number, so lets see what happens in a few months. 

THE SHOWS

Big Brother 

• Julie's dress wasn't terrible, but what was up with the Maraschino cherry earrings? 
• Frankie aka: Huge glittery target, at least he knows he's glitter obsessed
• I can't believe that Victoria's is so impressed that she made it the final four.  She really believes she's earned that spot! She's delusional. 
• Why are there shoes in the food room? 
• When there are only 5 people left OF COURSE they all will "GUN" for one another. Why would they ever think that they wouldn't. At some point the alliance goes out the window.
• Same competition as last week, so get a tortilla, cut out a hole and studyyyyyyyyyy faces. Victoria just studied the tortillas instead of the photos because she's an IDIOT! 
• If a Team America player wins 50K bonus!!! 
• Did Victoria think she was going to the prom or the POV? Did you see that outfit?
• How funny when Cody referred to Derrick's piglet nose…even the house guests see it! 
• Another thing we didn't know about Caleb…he's a gymnast, a good one. 
• Of course Victoria didn't win the Veto…she's a fruit LOOP dingus
• Game over for Frankie…happy and sad at the same time. A valiant effort, a great final speech and…unfortunately it's time for him to go home.
• Didn't Julie's right eye look droopy or something? 
• Frankie J. Grande…it was fun while it lasted 
• Derrick's over used hands are starting to get to me. 
• OF COURSE Victoria didn't win the HOH and of COURSE Derrick did. 

Below Deck

The Kelley and Jennice thing is super annoying. She TOTALLY lead him on and then made up this ridiculous thing about his anger issues. Anger issues? Yeah he was angry that you lead him on Jennice, you moron. After one season of Below Deck, we pretty much know that ANYTIME ANYONE leaves the boat…trouble. This time there was trouble on the boat and off. Kat and Ben hooked up on the boat and Kelley and Eddie almost got into it with some Scottish dudes. Kate's still a b*tch. She's received a complaint on every very single charter so far. Where is Captain Lee during all these shenanigans? Does he leave the boat or just hide in his cabin reading books about the sea? Bev, the lesbian from last season came back with her family and this time, not such a good charter. First, a vile bodily fluid (use your imagination) stain on a decorative pillow, then Ben, once again served dinner at 1030pm and blamed Kate when the guests complained,  WHAT? I don't know why he never gets called out on it. He's such a cocky a-hole. Big twist…Bev the lesbian's girlfriend is apparently Adrian the Nazi chief stew from last season. She's not on the boat and neither was the crew when they saw her with Bev. You know what that means, TROUBLE next week. 

Sons of Anarchy

I can only imagine what's going to happen when Jax finds out that his Mom is the one who killed Tara. He's on a major revenge bender. Hope I didn't just ruin it for anyone, but I have no patience for any of you if you aren't on the SOA bandwagon yet. I got very excited for the shirtless Jax scene at the beginning, but did they have to ruin it with that weird ugly above the skin scar? That's like a mustache on the Mona Lisa. Come on guys. Was Kurt paying homage to Vince Gilligan and Breaking Bad by having Hap getting rid of the head of the chinese dude from last week in the big metal drum, wearing the outfit and the mask like Walter and Jessie wore? I think he was. I hope it was. Don't you think that Gemma and Nero just look super stinky? Between the coffee and the cigarettes and the dirty stinky clothes. I just gotta think they reek. Tig kills me. How funny was that scene in the car? He's a twisted kook. Juice drank his green juice and let Unser go. Unser's the healthiest looking dying guy isn't he? He's been dying a long time, right? He finally got a job consulting for the Sheriff though, that'll keep him busy. Don't you think that Wendy and Nero are going to get together. Gemma won't like that at all. Funny line from Wendy though…when going to look at the Pre-K for Abel, she said that they were the nanny and the gardener. Pretty sure that Jerry, the Indian Hills prez knows that it was Jax and not the Chinese who killed his son. I hope that doesn't mean that he's going to kill Abel.   

SOA Trivia question: Did you recognize the new Charming Police Chief? She played Kat in this 1988 movie that starred a VERY young Julia Roberts. Name the movie.

Finding Carter Finale

I knew it was only a matter of time before Carter's fake Mom would show up. Just as Carter came to love Elizabeth and call HER Mom, Laurie comes back with photos and more questions. I don't know how Elizabeth could be a cop and let Carter meet with a stranger in the house alone. COME ON, that made no sense, we knew it would be Laurie pretending to be the therapist. That was so stupid. Also not very cop like,  leaving Carter alone in the cafe at the outside meeting location. What therapist meets her patients parents outside at a fountain? So basically Season 2 has Elizabeth trying to "Find Carter" all over again. At least now, Carter knows the truth about Laurie. I'm guessing that Alex Saxon, the actor that plays Max, is starring in another show, otherwise they'd find a reason for him to stay instead of having him break up with Taylor and move home. That's a bummer. I like Max, but again, it made no sense that his parents would let him just pick up and leave their home to work in a Mini-Mart. I did enjoy Finding Carter. Nice surprise MTV.

THE OTHER STUFF

-Nick Wallenda's at it again! This time instead of the Grand Canyon, he's going to walk without a harness or a net across skyscrapers in the WINDY city of Chicago for 2 nights. The first night will be a 2 block distance, uphill from the Marina City's west tower to the Leo Burnett building 50 stories high above the river. The second night, he will walk the Marina City's west tower to the east tower. We all watched last time and you know we'll all watch this time too. Those crazy Wallenda's can you imagine what goes on at their house?

Wednesday's Trivia Question: I can't believe I forgot to include one of my favorite love triangles ever...Dylan, Brandon and ??? Name the woman they both loved and the show. 

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