Tuesday, June 5, 2012

HELP ME PLEASE...I NEED SOMETHING GOOD TO WATCH!


The answer to Monday's Trivia Question: Richard Dawson played Captain Newkirk on HOGAN'S HEROES
FIRST FIVES: He Who Shall Not Be Named, Bobby Aguilera, Ed Ziskind, Jim Wall, & Terry Berlin

Friday's Cable Top 5
NBA PLAYOFFS-ESPN 3.2/7.5
WWE - Syfy -7/2.5
AMERICAN DAD-Adult Swim-.7/1.7
TNT MOVIE-TNT .6/1.4
COMMON LAW-USA .6/2.2
Sunday's Broadcast Top 5
MISS USA-NBC 1.8/6.1
FAMILY GUY-FOX 1.8/3.8
ADELE LIVE IN LONDON-NBC 1.7/6.1
SECRET MILLIONAIRE-ABC 1.5/5.6
AMERICAN DAD-FOX 1.5/3.3

Sunday's Broadcast Trendrr Top 5
MISS USA-NBC 239,859
SIMPSONS-FOX 77,728
FAMILY GUY-FOX 69,121
SECRET MILLIONAIRE-ABC 37,987
ADELE LIVE IN LONDON-NBC 35,713

Sunday's Cable Top 5
NA

Sunday's Cable Trendrr Top 5
2012 MTV MOVIE AWARDS (CFF)-MTV 1,540,373
NBA PLAYOFFS-ESPN 476,645
GAME OF THRONES FINALE (KF)-HBO 255,215
PUNK'D-MTV 111,473
MAD MEN-AMC 66,834

TOP 5 DVR'ed shows for the week of 5/14
MODERN FAMILY
GLEE
GREY'S ANATOMY
CRIMINAL MINDS 
GRIMM

-I apologize in advance for my rantingI am really in a mood this morning.  I overslept and didn't go to the gym after staying up way too late to watch a whole lot of NOTHING. After 8 years, my trusty laptop died, GAME OF THRONES is over and I still have a month until BIG BROTHER comes back on the air.   Okay, yes, I do have my AMERICA'S GOT TALENT, but between Bryant Gumbel (who I can't stand) as Kelly's co-host on LIVE WITH KELLY, Joe Giudice on REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY, a boring premiere of REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY and Shannon Tweed's stupid desire to foster a child on GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS...I am truly at wits end today.

-Bryant Gumbel is just so incredibly arrogant and I don't know if Kelly's stylist dressed him yesterday, but he was wearing what appeared to be a clown's jacket with these huge pinstripes and huge buttons, just terrible and again, I can't stand him.  

-Joe Giudice is a vile human being with not one redeeming quality that I can see and Theresa is either the stupidest person on the planet or just so deep in delusion and denial that she can't even see straight.  Then add Kim D to the mix who makes things worse by telling Theresa that nobody has there sh*t together more than she does...WHAT??? I swear I wanted to crawl through the TV and smack them all.  Theresa cannot speak the English language, which drives me insane...luggages???  "Where is all your luggages?"  Really? People are buying this woman's books...a woman that obviously can't read, write or speak...omg I almost lost it.  She also claims that dogs always bite her because she has "sweet blood".  I don't think so Theresa that bite you because even they know you are an IDIOT!  There was a poignant moment when Kathy's awesome lesbian sister Rosie, explains to her niece and nephew that she was born gay.  But other than that, the show just made my blood boil.

-Nobody was happier than I was, when Andy Cohen fired Jill Zarin, Alex McCord and Kelly Bensimone, nobody.  But guess what?  REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK's premiere stunk!  So boring, the 3 new woman are just awful.  I honestly think I am going to delete my season pass...one more episode and that's it...seriously.  Sad but true.

Okay, so of course I assumed I'd be happier watching GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS and guess what...more disapointment.  Here's what I don't get.  The therapist, Dr. Anne Wexler, who has purchased new shoes, new clothes and obviously hired a make-up and hairstylist since last season,  has forgotten what she does best...therapy.  Instead of trying to convince Gene that he should be onboard with Shannon's ridiculous plans to foster a child why isn't she trying to get Shannon to see that this is BIG mistake?  I would be shaking her saying "Shannon, you just paid me big bucks to get Gene to throw out his porn collection, give up the girls and marry you and now you want me to also get a 62 year old rock star to foster a child...WTF is wrong with you???  I'm a therapist and some would say I am a miracle worker...but COME ON!"

Breathe Kristy, Breathe...

AMERICA'S GOT TALENT...ahhh...my only solace.  Did you guys see Tim Poe the stuttering Soldier last night?  If you didn't, grab a box of tissues and watch this for the next 8 minutes. 

http://www.nbc.com/americas-got-talent/video/tim-poe/1404707

Again, I love Monday's and Tuesdays when my family hangs out and watches AGT together.  I love that it's an hour and it just flies by.  I thought I would only care about Howard Stern, but now, for me, I am obsessed with Nick Cannon and all of his bling.  He is great with all of the contestants and is just so underrated as a host.  Love that guy and love the show. 

-I know you have all heard or read that THE MUNSTERS is coming back as a series.  I read last night that Jerry O'Connell has been cast as Herman Munster.  Guessing a ton of make-up will be used, but honestly...it could work...who knows?.  I'm in such a mood...and so deprived of anything good I'll give it a shot why not?

-Looks like ABC is moving forward with THE GLASS HOUSE regardless of the threat of a lawsuit from CBS. The show is set to launch on 6/18 and gives viewers a chance to be in charge or at least make an impact on what goes on inside the house throughout the competition. Question for all you BIG BROTHER loyalists...are you going to check this one out?  Look, I am now a reporter/blogger so I have no choice, but I can't say I am happy about it...What are you all going to do?


-The second season finale of GAME OF THRONES on Sunday at 9p delivered 4.2 million total viewers for HBO, an increase of +38% over its season one finale.  An encore airing of the finale at 1110p brought in an additional 910,000 for a combined total of 5.1 million for the night.  
 


-For all of you Richard Dawson fans, the Game Show Network will be airing a FAMILY FEUD marathon on Thursday night from 7-11p.  SURVEY SAYS...watch it...there may be NOTHING ELSE on!!!


-Check out the newest CALL ME MAYBE VIDEO, this one was put together for the MISS USA PAGEANT and if you watch closely you'll see my gay brother from another mother, Andy Cohen and Giuliana Rancic and even The Donald!  Of course, scantily clad girls in bikini's work too!

-Tuesday's Trivia Question:Who played Lily on the original show THE MUNSTERS?

WWTM-Kristy


1 comment:

  1. Have you seen HBO Girls yet? I am going to set it up to tape right now - heard it was great.

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