Comedians in Cars, Married at First Sight and Suits is BACK!

January 28, 2016

Trivia Answer: Sawyer's real name on Lost was John Ford

First Fives: Mike O'Dea, Neil Moffatt, Allison Shapiro, Jim Carter & Alex Nagler

Honorable Mention: Brett Blattman

THE NUMBERS

Tuesday's Broadcast Top 5
Chicago Fire-NBC 1.8/8.4
Chicago Med-NBC 1.6/7.5
NCIS-CBS 1.4/11.8
The Flash-CW 1.4/3.6
NCIS: New Orleans-CBS 1.2/9.0
 
Tuesday's Cable Top 5
Big Bang Theory-TBS 1.1/2.9
Curse of Oak Island-History .9/3.1
American Dad-Adult Swim .9/1.8
Fixer Upper-HGTV .9/3.6
Haves and Have Nots-OWN .8/3.0

Tuesday's Social Media Top 5
Pretty Little Liars-Freeform 131,000 Tweets
Teen Wolf-MTV 124,000 Tweets
The Flash-CW 40,000 Tweets
Marvel's Agent Carter-ABC 24,000 Tweets
New Girl-FOX 5,000 Tweets

THE SHOWS

Married at First Sight
I don't know if it's because I watch Unreal or what, but I have to think the producers stepped in and told Ashley to get with the program. 90% of the show, the girl is miserable, hating on David and not willing to try to make their relationship move forward and then all of a sudden she plays kickball and feels better? WTF? I'm sure that if Ashley and David don't work out, David's going to get a million girls who want a crack at him the second the show is over. He's WAY too good for Ashley at this point. She's totally going to regret letting him go. Someone needs to ask her why she even auditioned for the show. What a waste. Sam and Neil were getting closer over some Matzoh Ball soup and latkes. Jewish Mom's around the country were screaming at the TV and texting their 30 year old single daughters saying see why you need to know how to cook? Chicken soup doesn't just help when you're sick, it helps when you marry a stranger too! It's a miracle soup! Neil may be growing on Sam, but his eyes/lips/beard freak me out more now than they did when the show started. Thinking about Sam kissing him makes me throw up a little bit in my mouth. Vanessa and Trey went to dog training school, took that painting class everyone's taking these days and posting their final masterpieces on Facebook, AND they made taco salad together. The Rabbi checked in on everyone and delivered their wedding albums. Guessing they were made on Shutterfly because no real photographer can turn a wedding album around in 3 weeks. I'm ready for the decision episode, should be soon, right? 

SUITS
Feels like Suits was gone forever. So happy to see all of my Pearson Specter Litt friends again even though all of them were in big time crisis mode. When we last saw our legal fashionistas, Mike Ross was taken into custody and was in serious need of a hair stylist. Now everyone's scrambling to save Mike's ass and their own. The prosecutor is OBSESSED with taking down everyone at the firm. Mike may have had some trouble finding a lawyer, but he definitely seems to have found a new stylist or figured out how to use that sculpting mud, because significant improvement was made on that hair.  Rachel called her Daddy to help her fraudulent fiance out, but the only idea he could come up with was for Mike to turn on Harvey and you knew that would NEVER happen. The super mean prosecutor asked Harvey to turn on Jessica and we knew that would NEVER happen either. Once Harvey got Mike out of super scary jail with fake criminals to make it even scarier, they were both on a quest to find out who turned Mike in. Jack Soloff's still threatening to get the partners to throw Jessica and her super odd flower corsett top out on the street, but Mike came up with a way to solve that problem, now he needs to figure out how to save the day like he always does. Louis also contributed big time...he gave Donna back to Harvey. That was HUGEEEEEEE!!!! To celebrate, Louis hit the mud and Jessica showed up to thank him while he was covered in it. Any ideas on who it was who turned on Mike? Can't wait to find out and see how the writers fix this mess.

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee 
GREAT episode and I've never even heard of Sebastian Maniscalco before. Definitely going to YouTube and checking him out later. Loved the "Mean Resting Face" adding the MRF to my vocabulary immediately. Also new, the Acura Product Puppet Placement. This was a back-to-basics episode, the kind Jerry does extremely well. Sebastian seems to be the Italian Guido version of Jerry. Enjoy!
http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/sebastian-maniscalco-i-dont-think-thats-bestiality 

THE OTHER STUFF

-For all the autophiles out there, the Barrett Jackson Auto Auction is being covered live on Velocity and Discovery this weekend. Coverage starts at 4pm tomorrow. Guess I won't be seeing my husband all weekend. Last year, the auction delivered 34 million real-time viewers to Velocity's coverage. So if your in the market for a Coddington V12 Hemi and have a 500K sitting around, you may wanna tune in.
 
-The Glaad Nominees were revealed yesterday: 
The TV nominees for Comedy are: 
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Faking It
Grace & Frankie 
Looking
Modern Family
Master of None
Orange is the New Black
Please Like Me
Transparent(You'd think SOME organization would get this right!)
Vicious  

Nominees for Drama are:
Arrow
Black Sails 
Empire
The Fosters
Grey's Anatomy
How to Get Away with Murder
Nashville
Orphan Black
Sense8
Shamless
  

-Last night, Sia, Natalie Portman, Jimmy and The Roots performed Iko Iko. Do you think Sia wore the big bow during rehearsals too? http://www.nbc.com/the-tonight-show/video/jimmy-fallon-sia-natalie-portman-the-roots-sing-iko-iko/2975888

IAB Word of the Day: Cross-Screen Measurement: Tracking and measurement of video metrics across Mobile/Tablet/Out-of-Home/Television/Advanced TV/Desktop

Thursday's Trivia Question: What was Coach's real name in Cheers. Not the actors real name, the characters real name 

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