Shailene Woodley stars in SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER
FIRST FIVES: Jo Engel, Mike Pierro, Soren Tanis, Jen Mateo & Lori Decillis

Friday’s Cable Top 5
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Sunday’s Broadcast Top 5
ONCE UPON A TIME (CFF)-ABC 3.0/9.7
CELEBRITY APPRENTICE (CFF)-NBC 2.8/7.6
FAMILY GUY-FOX 2.7/5.3
60 MINUTES/AMAZING RACE-CBS 2.6/10.8
THE SIMPSONS-FOX 2.6/5.7

Sunday’s Broadcast Trendrr Top 5
THE SIMPSONS-FOX 152,663
FAMILY GUY-FOX 83,386
ONCE UPON A TIME (CFF)-ABC 60,994
CELEBRITY APPRENTICE (CFF)-NBC 60,583
THE VOICE (CFF)-NBC 51,644

Sunday’s Cable Top 5
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Sunday’s Cable Trendrr Top 5
THE WALKING DEAD-AMC 260,776
WWE-PPV 238,562
KHLOE & LAMAR-E! 100,905
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA-Bravo 58,168
EASTBOUND & DOWN-HBO 47,892

-LIVE WITH KELLY is in Hawaii all this week, and there is good news and bad news.  The good news is, the stylist got Kelly’s Hawaiian style right…she wore a great dress, had her hair done really nicely, no necklace and bare feet…all good…but there is a problem.  The show isn’t right in Hawaii…it was windy and Kelly didn’t seem normal at all…very scripted.  Her co-host was Daniel Day Kim from LOST and HAWAII-5 0.  He wasn’t very good and honestly, they need to get back to NYC quick.  It’s going to be a long week.  Kelly is taking over Facebook from Wednesday through Monday for anyone interested.  Facebook.com/kellyripa and on the Celebrities on Facebook page, apparently there will be tons of additional content from the Hawaii trip and Monday’s Oscar special…I of course will be checking it out, because that’s what crazy obsessed people do.

-I TiVO’ed a show on HBO on Sunday night called LIFE’S TOO SHORT…I figured it was on HBO, had a little person in it, and Ricky Gervais…it’s got to be good right?  WRONG…I only lasted 18 minutes…DELETE!  But just in case you were curious…it stars Warwick Davis who was an Ewok in Star Wars, and was the little guy in Willow.  Documentary of his daily going ons…horrible, not funny…done.

-ICE LOVES COCO was also back Sunday night and I don’t care how much fun you want to make of the fact that I watch this show…I love it.  Coco is just the kind of person you can’t take your eyes off of.  Her body is like a cartoon…actually…Coco is a cartoon character balanced out with Ice…he is so…calm and cool and you can see he just LOVES Coco…In the season premiere, Coco thought she was pregnant…she wasn’t (she is actually suffering from extremely high blood pressure) but Ice’s face when he saw that she was taking a home pregnancy test was priceless…I wonder what will happen if/when they actually have a kid…Hard to tell if they both really want one or not but I would give anything to see Coco’s pregnant body. 

-THE VOICE, the chairs, the cat…all back last night.  While the show can do no wrong in my eyes…I didn’t think there was a lot of great talent to choose from this week.  Also, this is episode 4 and still the same outfits on the judges…have they thought about changing clothes?  I loved Duckie’s crazy mustache, the name Jonathas, CeeLo and his cat, and the girl whose name was Charlotte Sometimes…I love THE VOICE. 

-I am really pissed off at the HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER writers.  First of all…again…the kids at the beginning are now in 2030 which is 18 years from 2012 and they aren’t aging and the show is in its 7th season…enough of this teasing that Robin is the Mom…we are already pretty positive that Robin is NOT their mother, so please don’t waste any more episodes on this idea...I did love the Marshall/Lily long term bets box and storyline and feel the need to institute it in my real life…I have a few I could definitely think of right off the bat…but seriously…writers…we need to know who the Mom is…SOON.  Oh…not sure if you caught it, but Conan O’Brian made a cameo appearance in the bar…apparently he won it at a charity auction.  You have to look fast, but I caught it.

-Its official, and I apologize Ashton…but I am done with 2 ½ MEN.  The entire episode not only focused on vomiting, but showed the vomit all over everyone and on the toilet…Ashton is cute…but not that cute. Done…season pass deleted.

-BETHANNY is back!  YEAH!  I missed her and Jason.  Bryn has gotten big already and a lot is going on.  Bethanny has a LOT more people working for her out of her apartment (6 that I could count and that isn’t including Dwayne the driver or Nick the oddball food blogger).  So…they had to buy a bigger apartment.  This thing is HUGE…I am guessing 10-15 million??? But remember, she sold her Skinny Girl stuff to Jim Beam for an estimated 120MM so she has the dough.  Bethanny had lunch with comedienne, CELEBRITY APPRENTICE contestant, and Howard Stern regular Lisa Lampanelli…hilarious lunchtime conversation that I cannot mention here…but if you watched you know what I mean.  From the scenes…looks like Jason and Bethanny have some issues to deal with in their 2nd year of marriage plus the infamous boat trip that was or was not real…I guess we will find out soon enough. 

-I didn’t get to watch SMASH, BEING HUMAN or HART OF DIXIE last night, but a pretty impressive night of viewing if I do say so myself. 

-The Writers Guild Awards came out the other day…Movie & TV Winners were:
·         Original Screenplay-Woody Allen/Midnight in Paris
·         Adapted Screenplay-Alexander Payne and some other guy/The Descendents
·         TV Drama Series-BREAKING BAD
·         Comedy Series-MODERN FAMILY
·         New Series- HOMELAND
·         Animation-THE SIMPONS
·         Variety/Comedy-THE COLBERT REPORT
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-Great segue (I prefer segway), THE COLBERT REPORT resumed production yesterday after an abrupt cancellation of episodes last week…here is how Colbert handled it last night…a master as always:


In January 2012 the top five U.S. online video content properties in terms of unique video viewers, were:
·         Google websites (152 million),
·         VEVO (51.5 million),
·         Yahoo! Websites (49.2 million),
·         Viacom Digital (48.1)
·         Facebook (45.1).
·         Overall for January, 181 million U.S. internet users watched nearly 40 billion videos,
·         The average viewer watching 22.6 hours of online video content.
·         Americans viewed 5.6 billion video ads.
·         Video ads reached 47% of the total U.S. population an average of 38 times in January.
  • 84.4% of the U.S. internet audience watched online video.
  • The length of an average online video was 6.1 minutes, while the average online video ad was 0.4 minutes.
  • Video ads accounted for 12.2% of all videos viewed and 0.9% of all minutes spent watching videos on the web.
-My roots are in local…so finally, I think someone is figuring out how to make local as relevant as possible and looping in the social piece correctly…CBS Local Digital Media has launched an app for Facebook Timeline. It enables users to share local news, traffic and weather with their friends on the social network. To download the app, users can visit CBS Local Digital Media's New York and Los Angeles websites.  I will definitely be using this one…
-Correction from yesterday’s WWTM…luckily most of you were off and didn’t notice…but Nick Cannon is on 92.3 NOW here in NYC, not Z-100…my bad
-eMarketer predicts that more than 26 million U.S. mobile phone users will make the switch to smartphones over the next two years.
·         By 2014, more than half of all U.S. mobile users will own smartphones.
·         Tablet penetration will jump from 55 million at the end of 2012 to almost 90 million in the next two years.
·         Tablets will be in the hands of over a third of all U.S. internet users by 2014.
-Apple has launched its "25 Billion Apps Countdown" promotion. The lucky person to download the 25 billionth app from iTunes can win $10,000 App Store Gift Card.  The daily limit for entries is 25. Apps of note that are on Apple's all-time top 25 lists for free apps on the iPad include Netflix (#3); ABC Player (#6); CNN App for the iPad (#9); and Flipboard (#19).
Tuesday’s Oscar Trivia Question: Name the Actor/Writer/Director who has never been on hand to accept their Oscar. (But also has never refused the award)

WWTM-Kristy